Archive for May, 2012

HOLD THE LINE!

Posted: May 29, 2012 in Toiletainment!

We’re back! and i think its like the 5th or 6th time we’ve said that on this blog. In any case, we’re happy to be back and entertain all your toilet needs, and now you can finally stop holding it in and step into the public toilet once more!

Speaking of holding it in, it does sound like something we do everyday. At some points, it would be war with your bladder.

you know that face. you’ve made that face. Usually related to diherriea and war with your colon…

Hopefully, for your sake, most of the times you’ve won the battle and did not end up with a puddle under your feet or brown streaks all along your pants.

I know, I know, you’re going to tell me that the best feeling in the world is holding it in forever and then releasing Poseidon’s rage into the depths of the toilet bowl, and I agree. After a night of heavy beer drinking, that release is one of the best feelings money can’t buy.

Just look at how much fun she’s having!

However, what we do not know, and the good guys here at the public toilet want you to be aware of, is that the very thing you’re trying to prevent will happen more often if you hold it in often. What happens is that when the bladder expands and you hold it in, it will lose its elasticity over time, meaning you’ll have to go to the bathroom more often and you wouldn’t be able to have as much fun as you did before. We’re not complaining, we’d love to see you visit us more, but preferably without having soiled yourselves.

Holding it in will not have any serious instantaneous effects like bursting the bladder, (except in extreme cases like having a full bladder and getting shot in the bladder… that kind of stuff.. then you’d have more serious problems, like filing the hospital paperwork… filling those things can be a bitch) However, you might not want to have urinary tract infections and a tendency to have uncontrollable bowel movements. Yea, those suck too.

Our advice? as always, use the toilet. Just go. Use it. We’re here for you. We’re the shoulder for you to cry on. We know what you need. We can take it.

and if for some reason a guy points a gun at your head and tells you that you can’t pay us a visit, this cool web page has a few tips and tricks for you!

http://www.wikihow.com/Hold-in-Pee-when-You-Can’t-Use-the-Bathroom

Just one more thing before we let you go. Its summer n stuff. please don’t pee in the pool, its ok to try and hold it in when you’re swimming. Please,i ts damaging to our business.

Don’t do it. Or ill send all three of those guys to your house to pee in your bathtub.

As always we wish you a pleasant urinary experience! Adieu!


Send a mail to the Janitor in Chief at: thepublictoilet@hotmail.com

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